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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’

Tina Fey

Life is improvisation.
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Improvisation Inspirational Life Is
If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’

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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’

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