Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
TINA FEYIt was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Life is improvisation.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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