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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Call Feel Good Internet Yourself
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Beautiful Boodies Chicken Enjoy Hooter Need Reason Same Time Wing Wings
I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
Life is improvisation.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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