Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
TINA FEYI can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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