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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

Tina Fey

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Call Feel Good Internet Yourself
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Life is improvisation.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

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