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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.

Tim Allen

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Comedy Gift Intelligence Myself Smart
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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Appearance Brilliant Funny Head Shower Weird Woman Yourself
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle

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