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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.

Tim Allen

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
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Beginning Comedy Hard Work Hold Stand Thinking
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.

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