Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
TIM ALLENI have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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