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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.

Tim Allen

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself

My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.

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