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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Tim Allen

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Area Avoid Comment Togetherness Woman
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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Children Drive License Protection Requirement
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Dangerous Floor Ground Himself Stick
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Easy Family Issues Movie Time
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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