If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
TIM ALLENWhy go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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