I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
TIM ALLENI was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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