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Tim Allen

I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Comedy Gift Intelligence Myself Smart
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship

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