I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
TIM ALLENUse a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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I have a thing for tools.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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