I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
TIM ALLENMen often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ with ‘rear end’. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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