Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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