I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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