Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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