I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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