No art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTINI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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