Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTINDinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTINBefore you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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