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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Book Funny Myself
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Beautiful Believe Money Myself Natural Sex
How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Deep Hands People Question Voice
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Goodness Ignorance Inspirational Motivational One Liner Yourself
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Believe Foreign Freedom Liberty Myself Rule
No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Art Conscience Mindset One Liner
I love money. I love everything about it.
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Love Money Myself One Liner
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Act Character Help Identify Life People True Understand Yourself
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Different Evolution Human Walk
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Philosophy Thinking Yourself
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Need People Relationship Soul Mate Yourself

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