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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Audience Better Drive Inspirational Learning Motivational Terrorism Yourself
I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Book Funny Myself
I love money. I love everything about it.
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Love Money Myself One Liner
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Believe Equality Myself Stupidity
It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Appearance Body Count Self Love Worth
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Ability Element Natural Necessary Quality Yourself
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Different Evolution Human Walk
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Believe Foreign Freedom Liberty Myself Rule
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Harm Illusion Inspirational Learning Moments Myself
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Hard Time Night Shine Sun Yourself
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself

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