The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThey asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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