There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThey asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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