I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThey asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBut, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALKeep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALDo a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALTell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALA pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALObviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhy don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhen you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhen you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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