Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALYeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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