There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALSome things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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