I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALSome things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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