There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALSome things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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