I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALA lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALEvery challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThey asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBefore I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALGet away from my house. What do you want?
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAs my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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