I’m a very quotatious person.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m a very quotatious person.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnd I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAs my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWe’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALStats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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