A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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