Everything happens for a reason.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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