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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Shaquille O'Neal

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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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