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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Shaquille O'Neal

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Back Been Crook Everything Good Practicing Them Work Wrist
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Always Bagel Ball Come Early Eat Microwave Moming Shot Stay
As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Bad Does Every General Go Guess Guy Het Leader Office Police Sometimes Team Time
I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Children Father Listen Mother Urge
I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Always Bad Good Into Know Turn
Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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Always Concentrate Concentration During Hit Lack Need Percentage Practice Probably
We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Enough Fat Focus Good People Slice Try Whole
I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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Add Any Bad Basketball Came Chemistry Formula Ingredient Make Perception Perfect Worse
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Do General Get Impeach President Say Unless Want What
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Alien Back Eating Go Going Last Normal Old Person Root Summer Year
Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Anyone Assassinate Contest Country Dead Dunk People Person Real Stam Superman
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Beat Dominant Every Night Up
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Planet Pluto

I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

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