We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBeing here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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Everything happens for a reason.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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