They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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