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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

Shaquille O'Neal

I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Back Basketball Beat Chop Energy Get Keep Need Rest Some Tired Tree Up
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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Basketball Fortunate Game Lot Mistake Shoot Turnover Ugly Weird Win
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Change Dominant Ever Guy Legacy Meeting Most Player Rule Secret
The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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Arm Basketball Best Embrace Everybody Forward Honest Oen Quality Step Want
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Basketball Belly Button Everbody Knock Man One Opinion
Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Bring Face Here Let Punch Stronger Tell
Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Better Call Country Film Last Night People Person School Shoot Some Think
My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Focus Secret Stay
I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Alien Back Eating Go Going Last Normal Old Person Root Summer Year
I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Basketball Defense First Foul History Play Player Trouble
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Better Done Game Guy Label People Saw Soccer Ugly Weird
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Basketball Brother Day Family Five Kid Miss Sister Television Watch
I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Go Handle Mission Personal Vendettas Well
Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Around Criminal Different Franchise Get Justice Master Out Play Stay Team Trouble

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