Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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