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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

Shaquille O'Neal

I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Back Call Decide Pop Revert Said Something Think Told
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Buy Jealous Keep Little Lot Myself Time Toy Two
If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Death Die Horrible Simplicity Stick
I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Basketball Educate Give Philosophical Side Somewhat
I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Country Lose Medulla Mission Oblongata Older Person Place Step Two
I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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Doubter Get Motivate Really
Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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Agemtwenty Anymore Club Country Different Down Gentlemen Lot Nine Now Old Slow Thing
The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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Arm Basketball Best Embrace Everybody Forward Honest Oen Quality Step Want
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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Better Done Game Guy Label People Saw Soccer Ugly Weird
Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Away Bathroom Challenge Dismantle Drop Every Flush Front
Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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Alley Behind Country Dark Guy Hide Just Obviously Pais People Person Promise Say Witness
Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Being Cut Feel Police Prison Right Team Time
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well
I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Basketball Defense First Foul History Play Player Trouble
I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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Country Exist Kill People Person Superman Thing

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

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