Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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