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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

Shaquille O'Neal

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Act Big Burning Fire Oil Screen
I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Always Bad Good Into Know Turn
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Anything Call Cop Crop Day Hear Play Say True
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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Basketball Game Level Many Matter People Promote Put Today
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well
I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Country Lose Medulla Mission Oblongata Older Person Place Step Two
The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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Day Stats Stop Win Worry
I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Average Cause Championship Game Hell Off Piss Point Season Something Twenty Wrong
My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Back Been Crook Everything Good Practicing Them Work Wrist
I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Back Call Decide Pop Revert Said Something Think Told
The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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Arm Basketball Best Embrace Everybody Forward Honest Oen Quality Step Want
I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Aristotle Big Country Person Referee
Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Allow Basketball Keep Mind Tamed Tough
When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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People Righteous Tell When You

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.

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