Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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