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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.

Shaquille O'Neal

The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Great Nothing Sexy Start Still
There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Basketball Business Care Different Everyone Going Include Lot Ow People Summer Take
Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Away Bathroom Challenge Dismantle Drop Every Flush Front
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Appreciate Country People Person Stop Tell Wary
Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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People Country Person Tell Wah
My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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Focus Secret Stay
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Country Hear Money People Person Play Game Try
I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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Anything Basketball Careful Certain Earthing File Head Must Personal Say Take
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Buy Jealous Keep Little Lot Myself Time Toy Two
As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Bad Does Every General Go Guess Guy Het Leader Office Police Sometimes Team Time
I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Aristotle Big Country Person Referee
Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Anyone Assassinate Contest Country Dead Dunk People Person Real Stam Superman

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