He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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