It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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