I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
RON WHITEWhen I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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