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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

Ron White

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

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