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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

Ron White

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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Cigar Collection Go Great Imply Last Smoke
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Feel Get Today Tomorrow Worry
I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anything Believe Collaborative Creative Partner Some Someone Somewhat Stretch
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Audience Definite Funny Guilt Kill Later Something Them Think Try
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

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