I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
RON WHITEThe bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
More Ron White Quotes
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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