I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
RON WHITEThe bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
More Ron White Quotes
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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