I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
RON WHITEIt went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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