I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
RON WHITEI’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
More Ron White Quotes
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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