I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
RON WHITEI’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
More Ron White Quotes
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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