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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.

Ron White

I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead

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