My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
RON WHITEI’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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