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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.

Ron White

TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Day Hard Hate Hour Job People Television Tell Work
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.

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