My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
RON WHITEI want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
More Ron White Quotes
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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