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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

Ron White

I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Believe Debt Judge Late Universe Unpaidm Buy
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
RON WHITE

Always Been Century Comic More Other Play Quater Time
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
RON WHITE

Album Done First Now Some Throw Out Twelve Year
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Become Comedy Dirt Drawn Little Northwest Option Street Tear Town
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
RON WHITE

Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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Been Comedian Consider Fun Good Peer Sure
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Christian Clean Comedy Good Help Need Think World
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Big Comic Common Denominator Long Look Nature Success True
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Call Direct Go Movie New Only People Role Wrote
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Besides Comedy Funny Know Lake Mind Spit
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want

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