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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

Ron White

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

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