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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.

Ron White

My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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Anymore Call Hear Joke Lose Mean People Pop Stage Start Tell Want
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Always Been Century Comic More Other Play Quater Time
I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Able Any Fan Feel Like Touch Want
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Channel Country Different Get People Place Think Trouble
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Care Good Idea Laugh Live Make Money Much People

My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.

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