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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

Ron White

Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Christian Clean Comedy Good Help Need Think World
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy Create Engage Everybody Help Home Just Long More Stuff
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Cigar Cuban Giant Heaven Killer Restaurant Sanwick Simple
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Country Start Drop Education Reason Surplus Think
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Behaviour Derive Enough Life Many Need Out Probably Problem Story Wild Year
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Answer Fan Only Really Show Stand Think
Comedy is all about the pause.
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Al Comedy Pause
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Comedy Live Only Part Sharp Show Stay Time Way
If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Any Back Become Famous Go Money Pay Show
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre

I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

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