Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
More Ron White Quotes
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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