I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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