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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

Ron White

I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Audience Definite Funny Guilt Kill Later Something Them Think Try
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Day Doing Eighteen Fifteen Hour Movie Television Thing
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Famous Heard Made Material People Popular Stuff
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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All Record Country Flip Had People Went
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Daughter Face Guy Hold Left Limb Month Smile Talk Though
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Always Found Closer More Really Respond Stage
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Country Start Drop Education Reason Surplus Think
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
RON WHITE

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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

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