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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

Ron White

My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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Doctor Drywall Get Hanger Lawyer Mall Over Plumber World
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Answer Fan Only Really Show Stand Think
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Become Comedy Dirt Drawn Little Northwest Option Street Tear Town
The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Fascinate First Football Game Hand Imagine Life Listen Made Syllable Talk Thing
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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Except Imagine Kep Life Listen Long People Plan Specific Talk
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Day Hard Hate Hour Job People Television Tell Work
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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Been Comedian Consider Fun Good Peer Sure
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Band Brother Chill Favourite Hot People
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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Actual Beer Diet Drink Fat Guy Real Scotch Tequila Year
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Daily Friendly Gay Judgement Life Lot Love Men Practise Stuff

I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

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