If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
More Ron White Quotes
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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