I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEI’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
More Ron White Quotes
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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