I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEI’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
More Ron White Quotes
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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