There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
RON WHITEI don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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