I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
RON WHITEI don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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