My goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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