I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
More Ron White Quotes
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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