I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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