I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
More Ron White Quotes
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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