Everybody I know is a joke writer.
RON WHITEI was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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