There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
RON WHITEI was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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