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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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