I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
RON WHITEI don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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