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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.

Ron White

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Day Doing Eighteen Fifteen Hour Movie Television Thing
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy Create Engage Everybody Help Home Just Long More Stuff
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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