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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.

Ron White

Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.

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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.

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