Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
RON WHITEAnything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
RON WHITEMy brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
RON WHITEI was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
RON WHITEAs long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
RON WHITEMy biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
RON WHITEThe Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEThere’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
RON WHITEThere’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
RON WHITETV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
RON WHITEI’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
RON WHITEI love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEI think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEI could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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