The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEIf I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
More Ron White Quotes
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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