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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.

Ron White

I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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