I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEThe Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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