My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
RON WHITEThe Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
More Ron White Quotes
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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