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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’

Ron White

I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Blue Collar Crew Everybody Knew Least Order Pack Popular
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Age Ame Bulk Fan Hear Relevant Say
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Act Always Big Crowd Do Easy Open Strong To
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Big Comic Common Denominator Long Look Nature Success True
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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Cigar Collection Go Great Imply Last Smoke
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Daily Friendly Gay Judgement Life Lot Love Men Practise Stuff
I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Complicate Guarantee Ideas People Show Television Watch
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Beauty Being Help Media Radar Really Star Stay Straight Under
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’

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