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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.

Ron White

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Great Live Lot Rock Sound Star Travel
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Lot Make Money Set Stand Up Ways
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Blue Collar Come Comedy Little Rougher See Tour Watch
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Besides Comedy Funny Know Lake Mind Spit
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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Actual Beer Diet Drink Fat Guy Real Scotch Tequila Year
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Act Always Big Crowd Do Easy Open Strong To

The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.

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