I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITEI had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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