All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
RON WHITEI had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
More Ron White Quotes
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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