I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
RON WHITEI had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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