When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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