I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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More Robin Williams Quotes
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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