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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Action Animation Especially Job Love Music
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Baseball Cricket
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Caution Dare Man Mature Time Understand Wise
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound

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