What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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