I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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