What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMSActing is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBeing a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSOur job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
ROBIN WILLIAMSAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSeize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality: What a concept!
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