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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Robin Williams

Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Education Ideas Knowledge Learning Thinking Yourself
Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Blink Death Exception Time
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Funny Humour
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Finding Key Life Man Self Reliance Vigour
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Inspirational Right Wrong
Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Done Immediate Live Personal Politics Ugly
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Addiction Laughter Probable Truth
Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Alive Beautiful Love Poetry Romance
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Acting Comedy One Liner Optimism
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired

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