People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPolitics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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