I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAs an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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