Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEveryone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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