You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEveryone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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