Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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